I am going to write new stories again. I hope you still want to read them.

I had to post this picture of her because I think she's super-foxy in it . . . the redhead with the tattoo. I also had to post it because I think she's super-foxy and there's nowhere else on the interwebs I could brag . . .

If people are interested in my writing aside from fic,

Here are my poems

and

Here are my essays.

Word.

Title:  Fleurs de Sel
Pairing: Bellatrix/Narcissa
Rating:  PG
Summary: Narcissa gets crafty.  And/or maudlin.
Word Count:  1845

A/N: For the lyrics/poetry mini-exchange thing.  Taken from the Neruda prompt, from his poem “I Do Not Love You."

( Just for you. )

I just re-read Blood Memory and that was a pretty excellent story.

I think this is the reason I don't really write any more stories.

Discuss.

I would totally do Sarah Palin.

it took me so long to jump on the Tina Fey bandwagon. Girl is a stone fox.

So my computer died and I had to send it away. Therefore, while I am working on this fic, I swear to you, it won't be done for at least a week . . .

A thousand apologies.

I am writing another chapter of Tapestry. It's totally almost done, too. For serious.

So longer, maybe . . . than I was hoping. I'm currently in the last week and a half of rehearsal before opening a play, and also I'm sort of starting a new relationship that has nothing whatever to do with love and is therefore tremendously exciting and distracting.

But here's what I'm chewing on:

For Dark Geometry (the next chapter): Exploration of the history between Bellatrix and Lily. Possible betrayals by Apolline. Freakout!

For Circles: Hermione uses her relationship with VK to get close to Fleur. Ginny starts to suspect. Freakout!

For Mirrors: Narcissa is curious about Fleur, and enlists Draco to help her. More development of her relationship with Bellatrix.

So yeah, that's not especially detailed. But I'm really jazzed about the way the storylines are all going to braid together.

And I promise I will write them . . .

I am about to be horrendously busy so I'm afraid it will be a few days before the next installment of Tapestry . . . I'm still working on it, of course.

Title: Tapestry: Mirrors
Pairing: Oh, so many! Rarities, commonalities, past, present . . . future? (no, not future)
Summary: A sprawling epic of lady loves and bad girls.
Word Count: 2600
Rating: R, for odd bondage and emotional abuse. Maybe it’s NC-17. Use your best judgment.
A/N: Blackcest! And hints of pairing #4 (5?) . . . though I can’t remember who requested it because I am a terrible person.

Title: Tapestry: Circles
Pairing: Oh, so many! Rarities, commonalities, past, present . . . future? (no, not future)
Summary: A sprawling epic of lady loves and bad girls.
Word Count: 2850
Rating: PG
A/N: For thuperlithp, who wanted awkward break-uppy-ness. And let me tell you, friend, this is a subject I am well-versed in. Also a shout-out to michi6877, for reasons that will doubtless become clear. I love requests! It’s so much easier than making my own decisions!

Title: Tapestry
Pairing: Oh, so many! Rarities, commonalities, past, present . . . future? (no, not future)
Summary: A sprawling epic of lady loves and bad girls.
Word Count: 3100
Rating: PG

A/N: The first section is for willowsvampyre, who thought the initial idea was both uncommon and drastic, two things I love more than . . . most other things. Also, I think JKR’s insistence upon continuing to make canonical decisions post-publication is crap, but I will accept it so long as she accepts I’m not making anything but friends from the use of her work. Now that she’s accepted it, I say it’s crap to give historical birthdates to fictional characters, to the effect that I’ve obviously erased the ten-year age difference between Bellatrix and Lily (again). So there!

Also, there are a few other things that I have adjusted. I don’t think it’s anything world-ending. It’s possible you won’t even notice! If you do . . . suck it up. With love.

I am so moving out.

Fucking ex-girlfriend. Making my life shit all the time.

Fortunately one of my best friends may be kicking her fiancee out and I'll get to move in with her. She lured me with the promise of swinger parties . . .

Well, it suits me fine.

I am contemplating writing up a whole thing about this Seven Deadly Sins party and how amazing it was, but then I remember I have to be working on the Seven Deadly Sins Theme Dance Party Fundraiser of Awesome.

Lame.

But the dance party will be rocking. And it will cement my status as a premiere party girl on the (granted, pretty small) theater party circuit in this town. Actually, it's not that small, since my town has more theaters per capita than . . . a lot of places. And everybody knows theater people are the best at parties. Like I said about tits and theme parties, invite a bunch of actors and . . . you'll probably end up having a weird sexual encounter that may or may not be incredibly awkward the next day.

Fortunately mine was not incredibly awkward. And today I begin laying down the framework to become a player in someone else's open relationship, which is foreign to me, but hey, it's a time of discovery and openness.

Whatever, parties are cool.

And if you're in the area (which I deeply, deeply doubt you are) in mid-July, come to the Theme Dance Party Fundraiser Event. $15 cover, 21+, open bar, DJs, sexy raffle, and a kissing booth.

Good times!

So last night was the Seven Deadly Sins theme party and I must say it was an unqualified success. At least for me. Because I . . . am . . . a . . . slut.

Okay, that's not true. But I am a giant tease. Always fun for me. Plus now I have a gold kimono. Can't be slothful without a kimono, that's what I always say.

Also, if you ever want to see a lot of cleavage, invite people to a theme party. Maybe I just have a disproportionate amount of lady friends with big tits, but even if you don't, a theme party is all but guaranteed to bring the girls out.

Anyway. I just had to be all excited about it somewhere, and due to the fragile nature of social politik, I couldn't be all excited on the MySpace, since not everyone got invited. Especially not my ex-girlfriend-current-roommate. Awwww, snap!

Title: Trouble Is My Middle Name, Chapter 8
Pairing: Hermione/etcetera.
Rating: R
Summary: The End.
Word Count: 3750

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Title: Trouble Is My Middle Name, Chapter 7
Pairing: Hermione/etcetera.
Rating: R
Summary: OMG! Suspense! Emoticon! Insert obligatory phrase about my hating summaries here!
Word Count: 2000

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